Today's Poem : There's always some Tw*t in a T-Shirt...

There's always some Tw*t in a T-Shirt
There's always a cause that is lost:
In every town on a Saturday Night,
Braving the Permafrost...

There's always some Tw*t in a T-Shirt
Convinced he's a magnet for chicks,
Battered on Tennants and stuffed with Kebabs
Weaving about, being sick....

There's always some Tw*t in a T-Shirt
With a drunken and cretinous crew,
Reeling about with it all hanging out,
And they'll  ALL get a cab before YOU...

Occupational Hazards

"Worked as a Bailiff, but I couldn't make it pay...."

Today's Poem: Fill My In Tray, Baby (Blues Analogy #1)

Fill my In Tray, Baby,
Fill my In Tray all night long:
Fill it till it overflows,
Fill it good and strong...

Deliver me your Action Plan
As far as you are able,
Handle my objections -
And let's get them on the table..

Cascade your information
Till my system cannot cope,
Then slide your urgent document
Into my envelope..

Today's Poem : Crystal Balls

I rang up a telephone psychic
To see if my lover was true -
And after a bit of a pause and a sigh,
She confessed she was dating him too...

Today's Words: Some Day

Some day
In another world
We'll meet again,
And we'll run together
Through the cold Spring grass
Like young hares..

Occupational Hazards

Worked as a gardener, but there was no fuschia in it...

Today's Poem : Tocata and Fugue

In my shed is a Wurlitzer Organ
(You can thrash it much more than a Moog)
And I rock the allotments up every weekend,
Playing Bach's "Tocata & Fugue..."